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Invader Zim - School Test of Doom

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”Alright, Zim, let’s take a look at the answers of your ‘part 1 general-knowledge test’.” Ms. Bitters said, as her name describes pretty much, in a bitter voice. Zim moved his hand back and forth; showing of his cockiness.

“Sure, old human. Your eyes will pop from the superiority of my knowledge.” He claimed cockily, doing a, do him, mighty gesture with his hands. To everyone else, it looked like a chicken flapping it’s wings.

The teacher just sighed, and started to eye through Zim’s test.



1. Describe an apocalypse.

Answer: THE DAY OF DOOM WHERE YOU FILTHY HYOOMANS WILL BOW BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY ZIM! THE DAY YOU’LL DIE, THE DAY EARTH WILL IMPACT FROM BEING ELIMINATED AMONG THE STARS OF IRKEN TERRITORY! WE WILL SHOW NO MERCY! YOU’LL DIE, DIE DIE DIE!!! …and just a tiny small chance I’ll spare you if you just stop dominating your mudball Earth and let me take over it.

2. Who started the Second World War?

Answer: That pesky human who attempted to take Earth Before me? WHERE DOES HE LIVE! I’LL MAKE SURE THERE’S NOTHING LEFT OF HIM BY THE END OF TODAY…! KILL HIM!!!
Oh, and his name doesn’t matter. The human’s trademarks are all the same; there’s no difference. That means…his name is DIB (because I wish he will be killed by an atom bomb
the size of the sun…)


3. Where do babies come from?

Answer: The filthy human miniatures come from SPACE!

4. What do you think will happen in the future? Will it:
a) Return to it’s former state in the Big Bang Theory.
b) Nothing will happen.
c) Some alien force will attack it.
d) The global upwarming will do the job to eliminate mankind.

Answer:
a) Nope.
b) Nope.
c) YES! THE STINKY HUMAN-PIGS WILL BE IN PAIN FOREVER AND WE WILL PULL OUT THEIR ENTRAILS AND USE THEM AS FUEL! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! SUCK IT!!
d) Nope.


5. What is the opposite of red in the color spectrum?

Answer: THE COLOUR OF THE ALMIGHTY ZIM, THE MIGHTY COLOR THAT MAKES YOU CRINGE! GREEN! HAHA!!
Ps. No, not the colour of jealousy! Zim is not jealous of anyone!!!


6. What is the answer of 83+72?

Answer: HOW DARE YOU TO ASK ME A MATHEMATHIC QUESTION! LIKE I DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER! IT’S…
It’s…



DO NOT QUESTION ZIM!


7. Do you think Dib is insane?
a) Yes, yes, and yes.
b) (You can't answer this option) There’s no way he is, he’s clever.

Answer: Of course that Dib-thing is insane! I’m so normal…so normal and ugly am I…I have skin condition! Yes, yes I have…
I’LL IN THE SOON FUTURE CONQUER EARTH AND IT’LL BE MINE!
MINE!!!

Did I mention I’m a normal Earth-boy?


8. What fuel is used for vehicles?

Answer: I use normal human fuel as every normal civilian of this mudball. Yes, yes I do…I use HUMANLY FUEL!

9. What is the show that the fans of it calls themselves “bronies?”

Answer: Brownies? What. So…AHA! Human babies do not come from space…they come from THE OVEN!

10. Who is the president of The United States of America?

Answer: THE ALMIGHTY ZIM IS! …uhmm, but at the moment, it’s a human-smelly, as said, earlier, names of humans make no difference. ZIM WILL WANDER OVER THERE AND KILL HIM FIRST SO I HAVE THE POWER OVER THIS PLANET! Haha…I’m gonna prepare my irken weapons now!

11. Last question of part 1, and motivate all of these:
a) Motivate the current political government.
b) Motivate the current state of the world.
c) Motivate the person you hate the most.
d) Motivate the random kid next to you picking his nose.

Answer:
a) It’s doomed.
b) It’s doomed.
c) He’s doomed.
d) He’s doomed. (And will be sooner if he doesn’t stop disgusting my mighty presence).

Teacher’s note: Congratulations. If you answered all the questions, you’re an idiot for wasting your time when you’re going to die from the apocalypse of tomorrow.



Ms. Bitters looked up at Zim from the paper, giving him a blank expression. The alien averted his eyes down then back at the teacher.

“Congratulations Zim”, she said lastly, “You've got an A for your supreme level of intellect. You got the rest of the day off.”

Zim laughed as he jumped off his chair, and poked his tongue out at the sulky Dib-human who was being pretty mad over Zim’s grade, put mildly.

Their rivalry was everywhere…even in a simple school test.
Just a thing I wrote in school on my school laptop. :iconwtfzimplz:
I had a long break between the lessons so I wasted no time Writing this. Pretty stupid...but comical. :iconawesomezimplz:

Rating: K

FanFiction (c) :iconotakaraaminelli: [me]
Invader Zim (c) Jhonen Vasquez
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Zim I want to kick you for still being idiot