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1. Get a bucket full of water and throw the water at him. When he gets mad and asks you why you did that, just say you wanted to find out if he wore eyeliner or not.

2. Write "LeeGaa 4ever!!!" all over his gourd. With a permanent marker.

3. Take a sticky note that says "YOUTH!" and stick it on to his back (if he doesn't wear a gourd, of course. If he does, stick it on to his gourd).

4. Buy a sandcest doujinshi, and lay it on his desk. Make sure his siblings find it.

5. Take his Kazekage hat and throw it out the window (make sure it's a blowy day).

6. Fill his gourd with water.

7. Ask him if he used to hump his teddybear.

8. Grab his arm, and tell him he's the cutest uke ever.

9. Similiar to previous #8. Grab his arm, and tell him he's the sexiest seme ever.

10. Ask him why the rings around his eyes hadn't disappeared though he can sleep now.

11. Constantly remind him why he has the kanji on his forehead.

12. Ask him what he actually meant by "I only love myself." *ba-du-bum-pssh*

13. Tell him over and over that he has got pwned by people like Naruto and Deidara.

14. Ask him if Lee stole his eyebrows.

15. Tell him his look; aquamarine eyes and pale skin, reminds you of a ghost.

16. Print out disturbed pictures of GaaTema and KankuGaa (or shall I just say sandcest) and poster them all over the walls in his office.

17. Play with his crimson hair and tell him over and over how soft it is. If he tells you to stop, cry. If he doesn't, start to pull it.

18. Constantly tell him he's almost useless without the sand, and that he should've listened to Kimimaro for that part.

19. Talk loudly to yourself, when Gaara hears you of course. Say that all the Suna siblings look so different compared to each other, they can't possibly be siblings (you don't have to believe this).

20. When he says "What is love?" in any random situation, keep it going by saying: "Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.~"

21. Tell him that if you kissed him, he would probably taste like sand. If he say he wouldn't, tell him to prove it.

22. Remind him of his past. Over and over until he actually cries. Comfort him (you just have to).

23. Say to him that the fangirls in Suna only like him because he's strong.

24. When he works, push all his paperwork off the desk.

25. When he walks, carry a mistelote stuck to a stick and hold it over him. Count how many fangirls that have ran over to him.

26. Remind him that he has been a bloodthirsty heartless killer.

27. Dress exactly like Gaara and run over to Lee and kiss him several times.

28. When you and Gaara are in public, hug him tightly from behind (if he doesn't wear his gourd. Otherwise hug him normally). And give every girl that passes by a deadly glare, and say with a creepy voice: "MINE."

29. Tell Temari that Gaara uses his third eye to watch her undress.

30. Tell him that the Kazekage suit looks like a girly dress on him.

31. Ask him if he builds castles with the sand in his gourd.

32. Tell everyone that Gaara's personal quote is: "OH MY GOURD!"

33. Tell Lee that Gaara thinks his spandex looks cool, and that he wants one too.

34. Throw origami birds at him and scream: "KATSU!"

35. Tell him that he was cooler when he had Shukaku inside him.

36. Let him catch you watching hentai pics of LeeGaa or GaaLee. (You have to be really brave, this can actually cause him to kill you.)

37. Tell him that he does not seem straight.

38. Wave a cacti seed bag in front of him and yell: "I BET YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THESE!"

39. Ask him if the rings around his eyes meant that he used cocaine.

40. Tell him that he for sure drank coffee to keep himself awake before.

41. If he visits Konoha while the winter, be his personal guide. Point at snowmen and other snow creations children have built. Say: "That, Gaara, is a snowman. You hear? S-N-O-W-M-A-N..." (The desert has never had snow, y'know? xDD)

42. Tell him that he had a funny face when Lee pwned him back in the Chuunin Exams.

43. Have a megaphone and scream in Gaara's office when he sits there: "NARUTO AND GAARA SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Then get the hell outta there.

44. Tell him that he looks horrible without the sand armor.

45. Tell him that the part in Naruto when he licked his lips was sexy.

46. Buy a Gaara plushie. Carry it around all the time. Then everytime Gaara looks at you, kiss it.

47. Tell him that he looked so adorable as a child, and that he still does.

48. Say to him that he was such a fool to think that only he was a monster. -.-'

49. Destroy all Kankuro's puppets and blame Gaara for it.

50. Ask him if he wears eye lenses to make his eyes look pretty.
A thing I made. I was bored, k? :iconsighingplz:

Note: Gaara's favourite hobby is cultivating cacti, for those who didn't get #38.

I'm A BILLION TIMES sorry for #7 hehheh :iconpervyitachiplz: My body moved on it's own rofl

Characters (c) Masashi Kishimoto
This thing (c) PirateGirlAmie [me]
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:icontheloneomega:
TheLoneOmega Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2016
I don't even watch the show and I enjoyed myself.  Good job! :thumbsup:
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Doon11 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
39: LOL ROFL XD
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AshfurStarArtist Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2015  Student Artist
Lmfao Gaara will kill me if I did any of that stuff. XD 
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FukiroiMiku Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
22 and 28  my friend shall do those
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happybearkymilk Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
LMAO, I can't stop smiling, nice! LOLL xDD
28 & 36 especially 36 Hahahaha. Thanks for making me crazy, smiling, and laughing -~-
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mdean33 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
hahahhahahahahahahah lol
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Raider712 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014
Lol,nice:D
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StekinoMai Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Gotta try these steps :iconpervydeidaraplz: :heart: I wanna do 17,28 and 47 to him so badly TnT Well..If he existed that is :cries:
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Akcire98 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Student General Artist
And 47 <3
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:iconakcire98:
Akcire98 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Student General Artist
I already do number 46...
XD Oh My Gourd!
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tamarirulesgaarashot Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
hey numbers 27. and 46. don't i do that anyways!?!?!??
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Phuphan Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
If he was real and did this stuff to him we will die
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Zozsisi159 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student Artist
This is fucking amazing... I wish we could meet them in real life and do these to them... Shame we can't.
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Lilly456789 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
i couldnt stop laughing during the whole time i was reading xD thanks for so much fun ^___^
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MoustachedPanda Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I AM DEFINETLY GOING TO DO #43!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Oh Gaara~~~~
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Ela-Towerxz Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
21. Tell him that if you kissed him, he would probably taste like sand. If he say he wouldn't, tell him to prove it.
HAHAHAHAH MADE MY DAY XD
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FirePhoenixCreations Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i would post the embarrassing video or photo of him :iconheplz:
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LazuriteStar Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013
Meh I'm just gonna pour a bunch of pink glitter in his gourd. XP
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:iconaminellelia:
Aminellelia Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha XD
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XArellaxDarkraiX Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm going to do numbers 8, 14, 17, 20, 34, 38, 47, and 48.
Wish me luck~
"KATSU!"
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:iconaminellelia:
Aminellelia Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good luck :)
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gaarasauske Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Origami birds KATSU lOL FUCKING CLASSIC I LOVE YOU LOL
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bookladyohyeahwoot Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
If you get too enthusiastic, he might just remind the rest of the village of #26.
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AnonAmanda Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012
14: That would completely be something I would do.
21: It may annoy him, but it certainly wouldn't bother me much xD
28: :D
29: I'm pretty sure she'd find a way to murder him xD
34: That would be hilarious if the sand didn't protect him...
Love it! :D
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basketcase789 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012
I already do 46 :3
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HeyItsElectra Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Electra: :iconmingplz: Bitch please, I do this every day, and he STILL married me!
((LOL I laughed so hard at these XD
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:iconaminellelia:
Aminellelia Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm happy to hear that ^.^
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HeyItsElectra Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
actually, can i draw a picture of electra throwing oragami birds at gaara yelling katsu if i give credit to you for the idea?
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:iconaminellelia:
Aminellelia Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course, go ahead! :)
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HeyItsElectra Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
alright :meow: thanks!
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MarissaSunshine Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Call his gourd a jar of dirt. XD
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Normality27 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!!! heh
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Kida-neechan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
while reading kit i was like o.o and -.-and lol but people do many stuf cause they were bored no doupt for that
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:iconaminellelia:
Aminellelia Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well yes ^^'
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typhlosion4ever Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
lol this is so funny I would do 25 :aww:
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Kiuru34789 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist
S-n-o-w-m-a-n LMFAo (i almost fell this time outta my chair) XDD .
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Aminellelia Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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AssassinPsyche Featured By Owner May 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This makes me laugh. I love how only one you said he'd actually kill you for. I'm pretty sure he'd kill us for contemplating doing any of these. XD
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Aminellelia Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, but he wouldn't just kill you lol. He would slice you up with a knife. :iconkrazyplz:
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AssassinPsyche Featured By Owner May 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Most likely, but I don't think I'd mind. ;3
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:iconaminellelia:
Aminellelia Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not me either, as long it's Gaara XD
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Gaara13100 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I would do 34. and 21. xD
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Aminellelia Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha me too :iconflynnyayplz:
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ronigaara Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
46 is my favourite !!!
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:iconaminellelia:
Aminellelia Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDD I would totally do that lol
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ronigaara Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
mee too XD
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mistneko Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
XD i loved number 7 it was so fricken funny! :D
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Aminellelia Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
THX: :iconpervplz:
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mistneko Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
lol your welcome! X3
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