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1. Run around Link like an idiot and repeat: "Hey! Hey! Watch! Look! Listen!"
2. Remind him over and over that his name isn't mentioned in the game title.
3. Wake him up in the middle of the night. Yell: "You have to SAAAAVE the world!" Then force him to walk to the ladder and push him off the edge. (Link lives in a treehouse, remember?)
4. When he's going to pick up something, say: "Dabadabadabadabadabadaba..." When he picked up the item, yell: "Da-da-da-daaaaah!"
5. Buy a Link plushie, wave it in front of him like it's doing attacks and yell: "HAAARGH! YAAA! ARRRGH!!"
6. Remind him that Tetra winked at him three times in Wind Waker.
7. Tell him that he couldn't do anything without Linebeck in Phantom Hourglass.
8. Fill one of his bottles with sour milk.
9. Ask him what kind of shampoo he uses. If he doesn't tell, pull his hair violently. If he does, buy a bunch of those shampoo bottles and throw them at him.
10. Jump on to his back, and say: "I'm Midna, and you have to do EXACTLY as I say!"
11. When Link sleeps, take Epona deep in to the forest. Then come back to Link, without Epona, have a pretended expression and scream at him: "EPONA HAS ESCAPED!!!" When Link has ran out to see if it's true, give him a note (that you've written) and say: "I found this on the ground." The note says: "I've escaped, cause you always hurt me with your whip. I HATE you, Link."
12. Tell him that he reminds you so much of Santa.
13. Hum on "Song of Time" over and over when you're with him. If he tells you to cut it out, after a few hours or so, start to hum on "Song of Storms". Keep on doing that until there's no more LoZ songs. Just randomly start to hum on Super Mario songs.
14. Steal all his rupees.
15. Say: "I'm sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, MMMMMMM...richer!" when he asks you if he can use your bathroom.
16. Say that "Faces Of Evil", is the best Legend of Zelda game yet.
17. Tell him you like Zelda better than him.
18. Draw a big Triforce on the wall in his room. In each triangle, write Link's, Zelda's and Ganondorf's names. When he asks you what the heck this is, reply: "Love Triangle". With a smirk.
19. Tell him that Mario will always be a more popular Nintendo character than him.
20. Ask him if he ever learnt how to speak, or even say his own name.
21. Eat Link's grandma's chicken soup in front of him, and absolutely REFUSE to share.
22. Tell him that the Four Swords characters of him shows his gay side, emo side, pure evil side and his stupid side. (This doesn't have to be true).
23. Play on an instrument to summon an eagle. Tell the eagle to steal Link's hat.
24. If he throws vases on the floor to get rupees, tell him to stop immidiately. That's mean, Link.
25. When he gets a heart container after finishing a boss, holding it up in the air, take it and throw it on the ground. Link just lost his heart container. >DDD
26. Tell him he'll never ever be strong enough to beat the gorons without the iron boots.
27. Tell him he's a prettier girl than Zelda.
28. Whip him with his whip. He has to know how Epona feels.
29. Tell him he's only lucky he never gets killed.
30. Say to him that he's not the one who's smart when clearing a temple, it's the player who is.
31. Let Link listen to the owl that tells you things over and over and over and over and over and over again...until he becomes insane.
32. Talk to yourself loudly, with Link's ear within reach, and say you can't possibly understand why almost every girl in LoZ has a crush on him.
33. Empty all the bottles with chu liquid when he sleeps and fill them all with ketchup.
34. Go tell him that Ganondorf's way hotter than him.
35. Send him phone messages that says: "ZOMG!! LINK!! MARRY MEH, LOL!!"
36. Ask him if you can braid his hair when it's long enough.
37. Tell Link he should've stayed in the wolf form. He looks better that way.
38. Eagerly tell him that all items has 50% off today! When he runs to the store to buy stuff, pull his hat over his face and yell: "APRIL FOOLS!" Then run away. It doesn't have to be april ;DD
39. When he sleeps, draw a mustache on his face with a permanent marker, and write on his forehead: "I'M A HYLIAN DORK!" Then take photos, and send them to all people in Hyrule.
40. Steal his hat and sell it on eBay.
2. Remind him over and over that his name isn't mentioned in the game title.
3. Wake him up in the middle of the night. Yell: "You have to SAAAAVE the world!" Then force him to walk to the ladder and push him off the edge. (Link lives in a treehouse, remember?)
4. When he's going to pick up something, say: "Dabadabadabadabadabadaba..." When he picked up the item, yell: "Da-da-da-daaaaah!"
5. Buy a Link plushie, wave it in front of him like it's doing attacks and yell: "HAAARGH! YAAA! ARRRGH!!"
6. Remind him that Tetra winked at him three times in Wind Waker.
7. Tell him that he couldn't do anything without Linebeck in Phantom Hourglass.
8. Fill one of his bottles with sour milk.
9. Ask him what kind of shampoo he uses. If he doesn't tell, pull his hair violently. If he does, buy a bunch of those shampoo bottles and throw them at him.
10. Jump on to his back, and say: "I'm Midna, and you have to do EXACTLY as I say!"
11. When Link sleeps, take Epona deep in to the forest. Then come back to Link, without Epona, have a pretended expression and scream at him: "EPONA HAS ESCAPED!!!" When Link has ran out to see if it's true, give him a note (that you've written) and say: "I found this on the ground." The note says: "I've escaped, cause you always hurt me with your whip. I HATE you, Link."
12. Tell him that he reminds you so much of Santa.
13. Hum on "Song of Time" over and over when you're with him. If he tells you to cut it out, after a few hours or so, start to hum on "Song of Storms". Keep on doing that until there's no more LoZ songs. Just randomly start to hum on Super Mario songs.
14. Steal all his rupees.
15. Say: "I'm sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, MMMMMMM...richer!" when he asks you if he can use your bathroom.
16. Say that "Faces Of Evil", is the best Legend of Zelda game yet.
17. Tell him you like Zelda better than him.
18. Draw a big Triforce on the wall in his room. In each triangle, write Link's, Zelda's and Ganondorf's names. When he asks you what the heck this is, reply: "Love Triangle". With a smirk.
19. Tell him that Mario will always be a more popular Nintendo character than him.
20. Ask him if he ever learnt how to speak, or even say his own name.
21. Eat Link's grandma's chicken soup in front of him, and absolutely REFUSE to share.
22. Tell him that the Four Swords characters of him shows his gay side, emo side, pure evil side and his stupid side. (This doesn't have to be true).
23. Play on an instrument to summon an eagle. Tell the eagle to steal Link's hat.
24. If he throws vases on the floor to get rupees, tell him to stop immidiately. That's mean, Link.
25. When he gets a heart container after finishing a boss, holding it up in the air, take it and throw it on the ground. Link just lost his heart container. >DDD
26. Tell him he'll never ever be strong enough to beat the gorons without the iron boots.
27. Tell him he's a prettier girl than Zelda.
28. Whip him with his whip. He has to know how Epona feels.
29. Tell him he's only lucky he never gets killed.
30. Say to him that he's not the one who's smart when clearing a temple, it's the player who is.
31. Let Link listen to the owl that tells you things over and over and over and over and over and over again...until he becomes insane.
32. Talk to yourself loudly, with Link's ear within reach, and say you can't possibly understand why almost every girl in LoZ has a crush on him.
33. Empty all the bottles with chu liquid when he sleeps and fill them all with ketchup.
34. Go tell him that Ganondorf's way hotter than him.
35. Send him phone messages that says: "ZOMG!! LINK!! MARRY MEH, LOL!!"
36. Ask him if you can braid his hair when it's long enough.
37. Tell Link he should've stayed in the wolf form. He looks better that way.
38. Eagerly tell him that all items has 50% off today! When he runs to the store to buy stuff, pull his hat over his face and yell: "APRIL FOOLS!" Then run away. It doesn't have to be april ;DD
39. When he sleeps, draw a mustache on his face with a permanent marker, and write on his forehead: "I'M A HYLIAN DORK!" Then take photos, and send them to all people in Hyrule.
40. Steal his hat and sell it on eBay.
Another one of the "Ways to annoy" series of mine ^^
It was hard for me to make since I haven't played many LoZ games. I've only played Twilight Princess, Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks. The others here have I either watched my brother play, or seen on YouTube.
If you don't get some jokes, you haven't played/seen:
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords
The Legend of Zelda: Faces of Evil
Characters (c) Shigeru Miyamoto, Nintendo
This (c) PirateGirlAmie [me]
It was hard for me to make since I haven't played many LoZ games. I've only played Twilight Princess, Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks. The others here have I either watched my brother play, or seen on YouTube.
If you don't get some jokes, you haven't played/seen:
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords
The Legend of Zelda: Faces of Evil
Characters (c) Shigeru Miyamoto, Nintendo
This (c) PirateGirlAmie [me]
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It’s true though. He IS prettier then Zelda!