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1. Run around Link like an idiot and repeat: "Hey! Hey! Watch! Look! Listen!"

2. Remind him over and over that his name isn't mentioned in the game title.

3. Wake him up in the middle of the night. Yell: "You have to SAAAAVE the world!" Then force him to walk to the ladder and push him off the edge. (Link lives in a treehouse, remember?)

4. When he's going to pick up something, say: "Dabadabadabadabadabadaba..." When he picked up the item, yell: "Da-da-da-daaaaah!"

5. Buy a Link plushie, wave it in front of him like it's doing attacks and yell: "HAAARGH! YAAA! ARRRGH!!"

6. Remind him that Tetra winked at him three times in Wind Waker.

7. Tell him that he couldn't do anything without Linebeck in Phantom Hourglass.

8. Fill one of his bottles with sour milk.

9. Ask him what kind of shampoo he uses. If he doesn't tell, pull his hair violently. If he does, buy a bunch of those shampoo bottles and throw them at him.

10. Jump on to his back, and say: "I'm Midna, and you have to do EXACTLY as I say!"

11. When Link sleeps, take Epona deep in to the forest. Then come back to Link, without Epona, have a pretended expression and scream at him: "EPONA HAS ESCAPED!!!" When Link has ran out to see if it's true, give him a note (that you've written) and say: "I found this on the ground." The note says: "I've escaped, cause you always hurt me with your whip. I HATE you, Link."

12. Tell him that he reminds you so much of Santa.

13. Hum on "Song of Time" over and over when you're with him. If he tells you to cut it out, after a few hours or so, start to hum on "Song of Storms". Keep on doing that until there's no more LoZ songs. Just randomly start to hum on Super Mario songs.

14. Steal all his rupees.

15. Say: "I'm sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, MMMMMMM...richer!" when he asks you if he can use your bathroom.

16. Say that "Faces Of Evil", is the best Legend of Zelda game yet.

17. Tell him you like Zelda better than him.

18. Draw a big Triforce on the wall in his room. In each triangle, write Link's, Zelda's and Ganondorf's names. When he asks you what the heck this is, reply: "Love Triangle". With a smirk.

19. Tell him that Mario will always be a more popular Nintendo character than him.

20. Ask him if he ever learnt how to speak, or even say his own name.

21. Eat Link's grandma's chicken soup in front of him, and absolutely REFUSE to share.

22. Tell him that the Four Swords characters of him shows his gay side, emo side, pure evil side and his stupid side. (This doesn't have to be true).

23. Play on an instrument to summon an eagle. Tell the eagle to steal Link's hat.

24. If he throws vases on the floor to get rupees, tell him to stop immidiately. That's mean, Link.

25. When he gets a heart container after finishing a boss, holding it up in the air, take it and throw it on the ground. Link just lost his heart container. >DDD

26. Tell him he'll never ever be strong enough to beat the gorons without the iron boots.

27. Tell him he's a prettier girl than Zelda.

28. Whip him with his whip. He has to know how Epona feels.

29. Tell him he's only lucky he never gets killed.

30. Say to him that he's not the one who's smart when clearing a temple, it's the player who is.

31. Let Link listen to the owl that tells you things over and over and over and over and over and over again...until he becomes insane.

32. Talk to yourself loudly, with Link's ear within reach, and say you can't possibly understand why almost every girl in LoZ has a crush on him.

33. Empty all the bottles with chu liquid when he sleeps and fill them all with ketchup.

34. Go tell him that Ganondorf's way hotter than him.

35. Send him phone messages that says: "ZOMG!! LINK!! MARRY MEH, LOL!!"

36. Ask him if you can braid his hair when it's long enough.

37. Tell Link he should've stayed in the wolf form. He looks better that way.

38. Eagerly tell him that all items has 50% off today! When he runs to the store to buy stuff, pull his hat over his face and yell: "APRIL FOOLS!" Then run away. It doesn't have to be april ;DD

39. When he sleeps, draw a mustache on his face with a permanent marker, and write on his forehead: "I'M A HYLIAN DORK!" Then take photos, and send them to all people in Hyrule.

40. Steal his hat and sell it on eBay.
Another one of the "Ways to annoy" series of mine ^^
It was hard for me to make since I haven't played many LoZ games. I've only played Twilight Princess, Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks. The others here have I either watched my brother play, or seen on YouTube.

If you don't get some jokes, you haven't played/seen:
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords
The Legend of Zelda: Faces of Evil

Characters (c) Shigeru Miyamoto, Nintendo
This (c) PirateGirlAmie [me]
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lilliterra Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Reminds me of a "ways to annoy voldemort" thing we used to play on a forum i was on as a kid
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traumateamfan101 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016
40 ways to get a concussion.
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VideoGamerfrom20XX Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice Egoraptor reference at #3. It's a real shame Egoraptor discontinued the "Awesome series" to focus entirely on Game Grumps. :) (Smile)
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Aminellelia Featured By Owner May 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Agreed. To be honest, I only subconsciously referenced it. I didn't realize I did that until you pointed it out. XD
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KitKatKits Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL cannot express how much I laughed.
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ObsessedGamerGal86 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Call him Zelda I dare you to call him that then he'll murder you in your sleep.
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SammySenpai Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2015
This is freaking beautiful I'm laughing so much right now *laughing so much that i start crying^
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Horyzen Featured By Owner Edited Sep 18, 2015
I did the last one. ALL OF TEH LINKS CHASED ME UNTIL I MADE PIE. Lol
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SilenZahra Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG, this is hilarious :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) I especially like numbers 4, 5, 11, 13, 18, 20 and 30 - and number 34, my God hahahahahaahaha! 
I'm afraid I agree with number 19, and concerning number 40, I would steal his hat only to keep it myself :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) And yeah, as someone commented, I think you should have added a "Call him Zelda" point Wink/Razz But this is cool anyway! I like it ;) (Wink) 
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MLGRedWings Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015
#20 is so deep, yet so MLG at the same time.
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MM0-Fawful Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You forgot "Call him Zelda."
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:iconaminellelia:
Aminellelia Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG, you're right! I should've added that. D:
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Firework615 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This is awesome!! :D
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KristyKochanskigirl9 Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I like number 40, that's a good one that
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retrogamer406 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know something annoying! Dress as king from the CD-i games, cling on to Link, and yell, "MAH BOI" over and over again. BTW, have you ever done a 40 Ways To Annoy Mario?
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Aminellelia Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No, I haven't done one of Mario, because I could sincerely not think of much to do about him...but now when you said it, I got a few ideas.
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AKittaro Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
May I attempt to draw all of these ways in like comic forms or something and credit you for this? :rofl: 
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:iconaminellelia:
Aminellelia Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course. Go ahead! :)
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AKittaro Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hurray! :D Thank you! :hug: 
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Aminellelia Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Link to me when you're finished, please? :)
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AKittaro Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Of course! :meow: 
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TigerRose1329 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess you're right about #8. #25 too, although he worked and battled hard for it.

#41 Give him a Rupoor.
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Aminellelia Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess you're right :)

Haha XD
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TigerRose1329 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
#8 and #25 are just cold.

#28  Gladly!  (If it's Link from Ocarina of Time or Twilight Princess, that is) Devilish 
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Aminellelia Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
8# He will most likely notice the smell before drinking it, and 25#, a heart container is not worth that freaking much. Besides, this devation entirely works on the cruelty potential scale.

And lol, #28 is even more cruel, if you ask me :XD:
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Lpswolfy Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I would buy his hat on eBay and hide forever.
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MM0-Fawful Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Link: Have you seen this hat? *shows you picture of his hat* I can't find it ANYHWHERE! It was like a brother to me. T_T
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Lpswolfy Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Uh... No, sorry, sir...
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MM0-Fawful Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Link: Well... O.K. But when you see it, TELL ME! SO I CAN uh... I mean, reason with the thief.
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Lpswolfy Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think they went... That way~ *points at random dirrection*
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MM0-Fawful Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Link: Thank you. *to "thief"* HEY, YOU! GIVE ME BACK MY HAT!!
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Lpswolfy Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
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MM0-Fawful Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Link: *tries to slash at "thief", doesn't work, realizes it only works on enemies, silence*
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DaydreamingDuma Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol. I love Link too much to do any of these things....but I'm still laughing!
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pandoraArtist Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
some of these are sooo true! and funny! <3
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Lolkat555 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lol xD this is perfect xD
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Phuphan Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
Love that picture
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Zozsisi159 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student Artist
I love this so much... I've never played Faces of Evil is it bad? Or good?
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Aminellelia Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry for the late reply...but yes, it is shit xD As the person below me said...that's why it would annoy him xD
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Zozsisi159 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Student Artist
It's fine, and that makes sense. Thanks for tellin me!
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jerryjr Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
it is shit.
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Zozsisi159 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Student Artist
Ah. Ok thanks!
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jerryjr Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
for more information look up the angry video gamers reveiw on it.
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Zozsisi159 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Student Artist
Ok.
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jerryjr Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
okay.
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Zozsisi159 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Student Artist
Yup. Bye?
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jerryjr Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
bye! POPO!
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animelovein Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
Just....
Just....
YES!!!!!
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YariSweetFruits Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
34 is the absolute truth.
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Iamthehero2013 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Student General Artist
27 is my fav.
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